So, with some prompting on the part of my jerk friend (www.henrycw.tumblr.com), I’ve decided to go through the wiki pages for each character, look only at their standard bio photo and post my observations. Let’s start from the top.
John. Okay, admittedly I HAVE (unwillingly) read a little bit of hs already, but only like twenty pages or something, so I still don’t really know anything other than hs is fucking confusing. And also that this guy is a total geek, sucks at programming, and enjoys pranks. And something about his dad and clowns, I don’t know.
Anyway, I gotta say, though I don’t really know much about him yet, so far he seems like kind of a loser. I mean, his room’s covered in shitty movie posters, he sits in his room and practices magic tricks all day and hides from his super-affectionate dad because he’s afraid that he’ll take precious time away from whatever the fuck he’s doing in his bedroom with that giant-ass book and his online friends and that rolodex thing he’s trying to figure out or whatever. And why does he have fake arms? Why would ANYONE have fake arms? Where did he get them? Did he yoink them off a mannequin in a mini-mall or something? What is the point of that? I AM SO CONFUSED.
Though, my jerk friend has informed me that he is super awesome, and that once I start reading I will like him, so take all of this with several grains of salt.
Anyway, as far as his physical appearance goes, I guess all I can say is that he looks geeky, and has a pretty implausible hairstyle. It kind of reminds me of Yu-gi-oh. Like, how yugi had that insane supernova hair that nobody ever questioned, and that totally worked in the show, but if you were ever to try and draw fan art of him you’d probably end up throwing yourself off a building before you ever got it right. Also, I can’t figure out if he’s wearing glasses, or if his eyes are just square.
Okay, I know nothing about this girl. Um. So. Her hair is nice? I don’t know, she looks cute. I like her tee-shirt. I’m concerned about this one, though. With that name and that face and that headband, I can’t help but wonder if she’s going to turn out to be one of those useless cute girls who completely lack substance and are essentially there just to look hot and act as a love interest for the male characters. Her awesome shirt gives me hope, though. And also my jerk friend’s fan art of her. But, yeah, I could definitely see her being SUPER ANNOYING. But we’ll see.
Oh my god. What a hipster.
Good lord look at that HAIR. Look at those SHADES. Is that a vinyl on his shirt, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Okay, so I am in Spain at the moment. Bear with me for a second. I’m going to school in Spain, but I am originally from America. Now, since Europeans, Spaniards included, are generally pretty interested in American culture, sometimes they come to me with questions about some of our more outlandish cultural phenomena. Understand me when I say that, if one of my Spanish classmates were to come to me and ask me what a “hipster” was, THIS IS THE EXACT PICTURE THAT I WOULD DRAW FOR THEM AS A VISUAL AID. No joke, the only thing I’d add would be facial hair, and perhaps some sort of odd antique head wear, like a top hat or a fedora or something.
I honestly don’t have anything else to say about this guy. He’s a hipster. That is all. I can only imagine how he talks, I’m sure it’s horrible. He probably uses obscure slang and spends a lot of time berating others for behaving un-coolly. Yuck.
Well I guess we’ll see. NEXT!
Why is her tee-shirt changing? Does it really do that? Does she have a light-up tee-shirt that changes symbols on a loop like that? Cool. Hey, isn’t that little worm thing from John’s shirt? I’m going to stop analyzing this, because it’s probably important.
Okay, so this girl CLEARLY has glasses on, and does not just have circular eyes. I appreciate her lack of ambiguity. It makes my job much easier.
I dunno, I like her. She seems Asian, and I’m super biased in favor of Asians, so that’s probably why. I’m not Asian or anything, I just really like Asians. It’s not a kink or anything, I just…have lots of Asian friends. I mean, I just get along really well with Asian people. Um. This has nothing to do with homestuck, so I’m moving on.
Her bottom confuses me. Is that a skirt? Really, REALLY baggy jeans? MC Hammer pants? What is going on? I just realized she’s kind of dressed like a baller. Check out those sweet pumas she’s got on. With her pant’s saggin’ like a straight-up G, is Jade a gangster? I like this girl. She kind of looks like John. They have the same dental problems, it looks like. Are they related? I can’t remember if they have the last name or not. I think no. Hey, she even has an implausible hairstyle, too! She must be his female clone or something.
Hey, how come all the kids’ names only have four letters? Is that a thing? I bet that’s a thing. HS is weird. I like it.
Okay, that’s all I’ve got for now. Until next time!
(reblogging because everything about this is fucking beautiful)
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One more! Now I really, really have to go to bed.
Hey guys, uh, I know I don’t have many followers (but i’m totally grateful for the ones I do have, <3 you guys ;u;) but I thought I might be able to do giveaway :)
A Homestuck Giveaway to be exact. Since they seem to be pretty popular.
I just recently got into the fandom about a month or so ago, and I am loving every minute of it. So, being the lame sewing geek I am, I had the urge to make plushies. I ended up making one for myself and a friend, and having a lot of extra fabric left, so these bros up here came about c:
Guys, I’m not really looking for this to become super popular or anything, I just really want these plushies to get a good home. I put a lot of effort into them and as much as I love them, I feel they’d probably be of more use to somebody else out there ;u; They’re both super soft and huggable, and pretty much act like teddy bears! :D I sleep with mine every night, just cuz it’s so fun to hug in bed ^^
Tav is about 29 in tall, Gamzee is 36 in at the top of his hair, 39 in at horn point. They are both made of fleece and Gamzee’s white face is this super fluffy fabric I randomly found at a fabric store. Gamzee’s pant spots are hand sewn also. Both a pretty floppy as well <3
-You can reblog or like as many times as you want
-Follows are nice, but I don’t demand them
-I’ll use a random number generator to pick the winner
-International shipping is fine
- Winner announced on Dec. 5th
-If the winner only wants one, I’ll pick a second winner for the remaining plush
And even if you don’t like Homestuck, I’d greatly appreciate if you just spread the word. My main goal here is for them to make it to a nice home. That’s it. c:
Thanks guys ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ